Keeping Us Safe?

Since September 11, President Bush has justified all manner of foul policies by saying that he is keeping us safe, keeping terrorists off our shores. The latest has been his justification of the spy program his administration has engaged in.

And don't forget that we invaded Iraq because Saddam Hussein was supposedly developing weapons of mass destruction.

So I submit for your (in)digestion the news that Dr. Germ and Mrs. Anthrax have been freed. They apparently no longer pose a security threat. I feel safer. Don't you?